Today everyone send messages per email or handy.
But it's not comparable with a real letter.
The mailman does his job glady, because anybody loves letters.
Especially waiting for letters that doesnt deliver every day.
Like important messages from the principal.
Others are happy about other things...
like exciting movies, that want to be watched alone.
Woman: What did you order again?
We don't have much time, come in and start working again!
There are many things, that only the old fashioned mail could deliver.
Like functional household appliance.
that make the day more easy.
Attention, Sebb!
Simple, when a postman takes something out of his backpack
Everybody ist hoping for something special.
Especially mothers from their children.
Which have given up their hopes, like me.
Then you have to screw your claims on a lower level
and only get bills, mostly.
To get post you didn't awaite is more the best way of getting mails.
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... it's a cordial from the Reverend Mother
Wait, here is a letter to you from Berlin
send to you by Hans.
Oh, we have just phoned a week ago.
See you.
God day.
Yes!
Don't be to eager, there is enough for everone left.
Rosi! You won't believe me.
Did you win the jackpot?
No! Much better:
Imagine:
Hans is going to marry!
That's not possible!
Ohh very nice.
I don't believe it.
That was very fast.
The last time he was here, he doesn't have a girlfriend.
You have to get to know Nicki.
Because we both want to marry in my old homeland.
Like I always imagined it.
We will visit you next week.
Rosi: I just rememberd like he played with Sonja in this court.
And know he want to marry.
Mann: Rosi! Rosi: Yes?
Ohh
He has left something in his pants...
Let's go my little baby.
Grandma takes care of you.
Ach.
Grandma....
Shouldn't we slowly start to wake up Enzo?
Wintertime is over now.
Nicki!
You're right, get him out.
Did you pack this grey suit?
It's in the cleaning.
Why that?
I've told you to get it for me.
Hans: You didn't told me to! I would remember.
Nicki: You didn't listen to me carefully.
Okay, next time we will place cameras eyerywhere to prove it.
Nicki: Starting at the top of this room here.
Hans: Nice idea.
Nicki: But only to prove you, that you are snoring like a walrus.
Hans: No, I don't!
Nicki: I love you anyway.
Hans: And my mother will love you without a suit, too.
Nicki: She knows that we both are...
Hans: Yes, of course.
Katharina: Look at this, its like a dream!
Mann: Ha, the trail is longer then the whole church.
Your daugther-in-law is very happy.
I'm very exicted how she looks like.
Im too.
Well, Im sorry to disturbing you ladies and gentlemen,
but just to remember you: this is a bank and...
not a coffeehouse.
Vera: Well!
Christian: Forget it.
Good day!
Need Vera again money for her beaty surgeries?
Thanks, she doesnt need them.
I think she looks great like she is know.
Well, with raising age the eyes didn't get better, right?
I have an apointment with youre boss.
Ms Huber will come to you in a minute.
Did I miss something? Are you going to marry again?
I dont, but Hans.
What? Our... Our son is going to marry?
You didn't know, right?
No.
Not directly.
*babble* Thats... gosh, the Hans!
They will visit me this weekend and he wants to introduce me to his fiancé.
And to arrange everything, because they want to marry in this town.
What? In our town? That's amazing!
Did you need help from me? The party could be in my new car dealership.
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Vera: Katharina.
Katharina: Vera.
Vera: Ohh my god, youve gained a lot of weight.
But it fits you, it reduces your wrinkles.
I don't have the money to smoth this out every month by injections.
But you have to watch the doctors, sometimes you will get some stupid goose eggs.
Katharina: Ive just heared. Vera: Whatever..
I don't have the time to talk to have a chat with you.
My husband and me are wating for an apointment.
Ahh, Mr and Ms Remmiger. Im ready for you now.
Are we going?
Good day. Good day.
Isn't it great to see two people celebrate their love?
And to get the protection sacrament of marriage.
Imagine: My boy Hans is going to marry, too!
I'm happy for you Ms Remmiger.
A step to the right, please.
And to tell you the even better part of it: He wants to celebrate the marriage in our town.
That's like it should be, a man have to marry in his homeland.
Katharina: Mhhm. Pfarrer: Of course I would be happy to engage the two.
I know your son Hans since his confirmation.
That's great, father.
You wouldn't believe me, when I tell you how happy Im right now.
Photograph: And know the birdal couple.
Father: Hoppala.
And on this side is you see the Püschling.
Nicki: Mhh. Hans: You don't looking.
I have to watch the street, if i want to reach the town in one piece.
Up there is a beutiful alp.
My parents and me were sometimes going up there.
My little Heidi.
My mother climbed this mountain like a super woman.
Im very exicted to meet her.
She is sure a great woman.
Joar.
Stop doing that, you old fag.
Well
Katharina: Hi! Hans: Hi Mom!
Good day. Good day.
Hans: Mom?
This is Nicki,
And this is my mom Katharina.
Could it be, that youve just left out a little detail?
You let me pull your leg, right?
How could this happen?
Mom, please calm down.
But Im your mother, i would know hat, thats...
absolute catastrophe!
Rosi: Huhu, are you there?
Hey Hansii! Im so happy for you.
You are a real man right know.
Good day.
I ähh, am Rosi. Katharinas best friend
for over 20 years now.
Äh, where is the bride?
Nicki: Well.. Katharina: The bride is ... ähh.
thats Nikolaus. He will be there best man.
And Nicki, she... she is in Berlin. She lieing in her bed with a very bad illness(?).
Och, thats very sad.
Ive got an surprise for her.
Look,
ive wear it on my own wedding.
Katharina: mhh Rosi: giggelt
And now i want she to wear it. Isnt it beautiful?
Mann: Rosi, where are you?
He is vers angry while he have hunger. See you later.
Best man?
Illness? What is going on here?
Katharina: Its imposible to say the truth! Hans: Did you disown me?
What do you mean with disown?
You just drive down to see me without telling me, that you.... you
Katharina: ähh Hans: Gay?
Why do you this to me?
Nicki: Ms Remminger, please calm down. Katharina: I dont want to calm down!
What should I do, if people find out?
Ähh, can...
Katharina: You cant stay here! Dont you understand this?
Hans: What, are you out of your mind?
Out, out, out, leave my house! Get out now! Get out, now! Out!
Nicki: I dont say anything. Hans: I wil marry wherever I want to!
Frau: Good day. Hans: Good day. Nicki: Good day.
Frau: What dou you need? Hans: We want one double bedroom.
Nicki: Well, more likely two one bedromms, if there are any avaible.
Am I right and you are Remminger Hans?
Why didnt you stay at your parents house?
Thats non of youre business!
No, she has a... a damage by water. There ist nothing possible.
Frau: I see.
Hans: Thats not possible! My own mother throw me out.
You know, I will arrange my wedding like Ive planed.
Frau: I say! You are going to marry? That's very nice.
I will led you to your romms.
Thanks, but we will find the way.
You are not thinking, that I will merr.. mhh Thus I will be your best man,
while it's starting this way! Hans: everything is going to be alright.
Nicki: You dont believe this for real! She throw us out!
Frau: Breakfast is between 7 and 9 on the terrace.
Hans&Nicki: Mhhm
Frau: And, now visits of ladies, right?!
Nicki: Don't worry, we will never do such things.
Traudel: Good day? Frau: Traudel! Ive to tell you something.
Rosi: Everything all right?
Katharina: Acutally.. Rosi: So tell me.. have you cried?
Katharina: No, not at all.
Rosi: Where are the boys?
Hans ... is ...
ach, Hans is ... oh my god ...
Rosi: Is he ill?
Katharina: No no.
Katharina: Hans is ...
... with Nicki
... they ... Rosi: I see, in the church.
Katharina: No, they are to...
... together ... a ... couple.
Rosi: You mean... ohhh
Rosi: Ohh, holy Virgin Mother!
Rosi: That's not possible!
WERBUNG
Rosi: Thats incredible awful!
Katharina: You must promise me, to tell nobody ever!
SWEAR!
Well I ... dont say a word!
Nicki: Excatly this way Ive thought about our wedding!
And again two one bedromms.
Mhh? What are you doing down here?
Gay show-shock at the Staffelsee?
In the same time you dont have the guts to tell your mother the truth.
Nicki: Very nice to know, that Ive been on vacation to be kicked out of your house by your mom.
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Let's go Hans, please be rational.
Ive told you: We wil stay.
Tomorrow we have an appointment at the civil registry office.
How long will you take this?
I WANT to marry HERE!
Therefore I will fight.
And what's about me?
It's sadly enough, that you don't told anything your mother.
But you let me just ran into a knife.
Can you imagine how embarassing this is?
I don't have thought about it. I thought it would be much easier.
But what did you expect?
Should she just say: Well boys, ist you're gay?
No problem. Tea or coffee?
I don't know.
I hoped, she take it easier.
Man Hans,
you had to tell hear a long time ago.
I've taken it a couple of times, but
while she sits in front of me, Ive the fear to disappoint her.
Okay. And what now?
I must stay.
If I don't do it now, I will never.
Can you understand this?
Okay, well. It can't get more bad.
The young ladies...
I see, the Hans...
Oh my god! You are a perverse asshole!
And how is she?
Katharina: Hää.. Who? Mann: Your daughter-in-law.
Katharina: Oh well, they don't made it, they are both ill.
Very bad virus. Mann: Oh I see
There is nothing to do. Katharina: Mhhm
Good Morning! Mann: Good Day.
Katharina...
Pencil, Im searching a pencil.
You've got customers.
hello
Maybe you could come out for a moment? To the cash machine?
I don't get it to work.
Of course.
The is sometimes a little grip, you've just to give it a little push.
What are you doing here? I thought you both leaved yesterday!
Hans: Please mom... let us talk sense .
You can't just pop up.. Hans: Just in case you forget: I want to marry here.
Katharina: Hans! You both can't marry here. The people wouldn't understand.
For you it's important what other people are thinking, but its my life!
Katharina: I see, and whats with my life? Hans: Which life?
As an old bullseye?
Nicki: That shouldn't be this way... Katharina: Yeah.
Ive imaged it in a whole different way.
You will never believe!
I cycle around the lake
because my doctor told me to. And what did I see
two guys, making out.
absolut uncontrolled! And do you want to know who?
The Remminger Hans!
What?
That's not possible.
He's gone to school with me.
And? Did he do it to you?
Are you crazy?
Ive told Alex too.
He doesnt believe it either, if I start to imagine it.
It is really horror for me. Frau: What is really horror?
Aren't you together with Remminger Hans some time ago? Frau: Yeah.
With 14 years I think. Why?
He's gay! Frau: Really?
Yes. Did you know how a
ex-girlfriend of a gay man is called?
No. An Ex-bum.
First of all Hans is a really great guy.
and if he is gay or not, is his own business.
I didn't know what asses you are.
Mann I: To gay guys are having trouble, says the one to another:
suck my ass. Say the other one:
Are we reconciled again?
Algasalas, Alganests the full range!
Wasabi on mass, certainly bean sprouts and Terijakichicken.
Saschibi, Schabi, Terijak, I don't know if this is are the right things.
Couldn't we just serve some simple bavarian sandwiches?
Dad
Hi Hans
Hi Vera.
I'll go first, okay?
You will follow? Hmmh
Long time ago.
So say so.
You look good, really.
Katharina told me you want to get married. Im happy for you, really.
Thats the chance to start over, isn't it?
I could help you with the preparations.
Hans: You want to help me? Christian: Of course.
Your marriage have to be a great cellabration.
What did mom tell you since now?
Not much.. we don't talk to each other.
You know, my marriage will be different then you maybe imagine.
Christian: But that is no problem. Nicki: You could have waited for me.
Nicki, thats my Dad. Dad, that's Nicki.
The man I gonna to marry.
Oh my god, kiss my ass.
And I thougt it would be difficult with your dad.
Very very good..
Here, that's perfect for you.
Good day. Oh, sweetie look.
Do you like it? Good, very good.
Doesn't it make me a little bit fat here?
No, never, I have to talk to you ...
Listen, I see in your eyes that you don't like it.
Sure! It's perfect, darling!
It ist the color, right? Its the color! Christian: The color is briliant!
That's not a reason to yell. Please give me the dirndl in purple, do you?
Thanks, mhh?
What's the matter?
Hans is gay.
Not possible
Vera: Thats impossible. Verkäuferin: There we are.
Thats not purple, that's dark pink.
Please give me the dirndl in the green and in another size.
Are you sure?
Haa! Ha!
That's no wonder, with your ex-wife ..
She has cuddled him to much, that's really no surprize...
What are we doing now?
What we are doing now? That has nobody to know, right?
If the people gonna know, we don't have to open our new car house.
We are ruined.
Good day
good day...
good day
What sould I say to our father?
Don't say anything, it's surely the best.
My husband has seen it with his own eyes.
Remminger Hans in a boat with another man, kissing and smooching eacht other.
Katharina: Good day. Frauen: hello, good day.
Pfarrer: Good day everyone, ladies.
Let's start right away.
And... *summ*
To whom should i turn to?
while Pain is leading me?
Jaa! *Gelächter*
Man: Is he done? Men: Right now.
Man: Men present the rifles!
Stop the humbug Christian is ariving.
What is up there?
This is funny?
Nothing for bad, man.
You've to take some jokes. Chrisitan: Yeah, right.
Are you crazy in your head?
That's funny too?
What are you looking at?
Let's start.
On 7.June Almdudeldienst at Fichtelgut, who want to go?
Yes
Father: Ms Remmiger, just for a sec.
Rosi: I will wait outside.
Your son want to marry a guy, you didn't told me that.
That's not possible. In my church it isn't either.
That's an difficult task, on which you are now.
You have to take all your power.
You have to get to him. and to get him to normal again.
There are sometimes some confussions,
that's cleary visible even in the cath... church.
But if Hans has this affection, he shouldn't life it.
What are you going to say?
abstinence
Regardless abstinence
*babbel*
That have you done really great.
It was cleary to see, that you have botched this boy.
But my Christian, wont get involed with this.
As I see it, he is right in the middle of it. He ist the vather of our son.
I've warned you! You will know me much better the next time.
Thanks, what I see and know is enough. Are we going?
Rosi: No.
Ähh, I have to go to Maria.
Mhh.
I understand....
Im coming, Im coming.
Ms Remminger! I don't have emergency service tonight.
What is it?
Something terrible, Im feeling really bad.
Again.
Everything is fine.
Okay, we have to take a blood test.
Acutally it doesn't have to do with me. Doktor: But?
With my son, he is...
oh well he is...
homosexual.
And therefore you are kicking me out of the bed in the middle of the night?
Year, I don't know ... maybe we could ...
Maybe it is just a hormon confusion, medicine can do something against it...
Oh, I understand your concerns, as a mother you are shocked.
But you doesn't have another chance then to accept ist.
Propably Ive done something wrong.
To Ihn zu sehr verwöhnt, cuddled him to much. he was a only child.
You've done nothing wrong. The research says, that
Homosexuality is in most cases inborn.
And in every case else the sexual orientation of a human being is in very young years decided.
Maybe there is a therapy?
Homosexuality isn't treatable.
It's not necessary, because it isn't a illness.
People live just fine with it.
But I don't.
Ms Remminger...
if you get over you're first shock you will see that there ist everything all right with your son.
That's easy to say for you, you've got happily married sons with lots of grandchildren.
And how should I now get Grandma?
I would enjoy it to come to you, but...
im fearing the inkeeper, you know: no lady visits.
Nicki?
We have to talk to each other.
I know, that you are really in stress right now, but...
there is no excuse to forget the basics.
Ah, good afternoon Katharina.
What's with the damage by water?
Yes.
Mom!
You're right, we must talk sense with each other.
Yes
Bur right know it's very late.
I've thougt about you and Nick, you know.
All right mom, that's just a littlebit to much for us right now.
Therefore we have to sleep tonight and they can talk unhurriedly to each other tomorrow....
I don't want to hurt you, you know, but it was a really shock for me.
Year sure, therefore we should leave it alone.
Tomorrow is another day.
Are you really sure you are...
Mom...
I just want to figure that out. Some time ago you were interested in girls.
Like Andrea for example, she is a really great girl.
Yeah, I know, but however, I will never love a woman.
What's that now?
Wait, Christian.
If you ask me: This boy is missing a right woman.
I've heard from a friend, that there is something what works wonders!
What is it?
Blaue Lange, the whorehouse?
Unbeliebable skirts.
Impossible great girls.
And that did you hear from your "friend"?
Of course.
What did you mean?
Good afernoon
Could I help you? Chinese: That is going to be fantastic.
A wooden Way? Red there and wood until the entrance.
On the left and right, you won't recogniotion your house.
Joar, I believe you immediatly.
Wheren't you at the hairdresser?
I was!
The whole village is talking only about Hans and his fiancé!
It was the hell on earth.
That's really embarassing! My stepson....
is gay.
Your Terijaki artist for sure too.
Pff, that's something diferent. He's from Japane.
Just to remember you: You are not getting married.
You will just engage a Cohabitation.
I see, Mr Wappenschmidel, but for us it's just like a real marriage.
But it isn't for me.
I've choosen this job to marry men and women.
And not such..
Scuh what?
Just say it.
I will give this documents to my colleague.
After that you have to make an appointment with her. Good Day.
That was a son of a bitch.
Why all over the world are we doing this?
Hans! Hans!
Wait a secon, I ve hearded, ... that you both ...
are here and now I have thougt... Hans: What have you thought? Hmm?
Ohh Hans, we both. Thus we both...
There went some things terribly wront. Right?
Some things? You've left after the divorce without a word.
Okayy, I don't want to express it this way. You know...
not everything was easy. Isn't there the posibility that we both are talking sense to each other?
Now, if Im not disturbing.
That sound decent.
To tell the truth, I want to talk with Hans alone, if ...
No problem, I want to visit the palace of king Ludwig.
I've heared ther is a great darkroom.
Yesterday I acted really stupid, didn't I? Hans: It can be said that way.
And, you know, that you and yo and your...
this guy, that you both are... It was a really great shock for me.
It wasn't the best start for us all.
Right, right, the only way it will be is better.
Dad, just relax, it's not epidemic.
Hans look, as a young guy, you know...
some people have to test some things, but do you need to be so...
in this one direction there... with guys?
Thus guys so. Women? Women!
There are differences, and what I want to tell you:
Men have friends
I've got friends too, a whole bunch. Look Hannes and me.
We both know each other for a long time.
At the mountainsshooter.
Thats not possible!
Hans!
Christian: Wait! Hans: Are you crazy?
You just have to be with a really great woman...
Are you kidding? I've thougt we would talk senses and now this.
Instead you send me to a whorehouse!
I've thougt that would maybe interest you.
Should I fuck the gay-habits out of my mind?
You never tried.
I don't like women. And that will never change in my life!
That's not for sure.
Hans!
Hoi, good day Christian.
Is that your car in front of the blauen Lagune?
Yes, and what?
The girls in there are very special, right?
Like always Frau Meier?
Katharina: Twohundret. Meier: Thank you very much.
And this is for you.
It an adress of an helar for your boy.
She will drive it out of him.
Excuse me Mr Meier, but that's bloody none of your business!
My son is not ill, people are able live with it.
I just want to help.
I don't want to see again, how you snap our customers.
Ms Remminger, is that clear?
Can you pick me up?
Christian: hello Katharina. Katharina: No time.
Wait a sec. I have to talk to you.
Let me guess: Vera needs money for a brain enchancement?
No, it has to do with Hans.
All of a sudden! Before you never cared about him.
Talk to Vera, you've pumped that much money in to her, you have to ask her for some some understanding.
You are the only one I could talk to right now.
Please, Hans is our son.
I don't know which is more bad everything talking in our backs about us,
or that they makind stupid jokes, and I should laugh about them.
Ask me.
Good day Sebb.
For crying out loud, why has Hans to come shortly before the opening of the new car house?
This is the reason! You don't care about Hans!
For sure I care, I was trying to get him to the blaue Lagune.
Are you serious?
Oh well, I've thought that would help him. Just in case he forgot the taste of it.
You are going with him to a whorehouse?
Are you now complety out of your mind?
It was only a try.
Here you go.
You don't have to take this the wrong way,
I like Nicki.
and you are a great couple. Hans: But?
But... well...
Are you sure you want to marry?
What's this all about?
I will go and get some cream.
You have to know, it's not easy for Hans either.
You could say "you" to me while I've seen you naked? (german form of us between "sie" unpersonal and "du" (personal)),
Sure.
It's awkwared, that we have had a bad start.
It was a little bit my strange behaviour.
How did you met each other?
Hans did come into my clinical practice.
I am an orthopedic specialist
And there we fall in love.
Of course a doctor are not allowed to start something with his patiences...
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Mhh, I didn't noticed anything. Hans called me often, but he never told anything.
Two years.
How evolve such things?
That's easy.
With 14 years I fell in love with my sport teacher.
At this point everything was clear. Katharina: With Mr Brauner?
Just say...
I will tell you something: the people in this village are not comfortabel with some who...
is well..
but if two man want to marry in this village, it is to much.
mum
I love Nicki.
And I want to make our love official, like everyone else too.
Of course..
Sure..
But you could marry in Berlin.
Mum, I don't want to act like if have
two different lifes, don't you see that?
Katharina: Yes, but you've gout friends in Berlin. Hans: And this is my home.
I would come to you and will help with everything you need.
You're sweat mom.
You are done until friday? It have to be perfect!
Of course, everything will be done! Hey, did you know this one:
What are three gay men doing wiht a woman in the forest? Guess?
Two are hold her and the third starts pimp her hair.
You don't look like him.
What does this mean?
Maybe you are not the biological vather of him.
You're crazy, of course I am.
You have to get distance to him, did you hear me!
You have to tell him cleary, that you don't tollerate his behaviour.
Excuse me, this is my son!
Keep distance!
You're mother is right.
WERBUNG
We could marry in Berlin without any stress moments.
I thought you liked the idea with the alp hut.
Because you wanted to. I only accepted Bavaria because of you.
Why are bavarian are that bullheaded?
Please, wait a sec.
Come in.
Katharina, ähh.. the choir
and of course our father...
wanted you to know ... have asked me because we are friends
that... Katharina: You've reacted really stupid and want to apolgy.
Rosi: Noooo...
You are immediatly...
no longer our Soloist,
because this is a really important position and...
-
it would probably change the status of the choir
in this actual dificult station... ... ähh situation it would probably get more worse.
I'm sorry, it's not forever.
Please, don't be angry. Katharina: Im not angry!
I can absolute understand it!
What is my son Hans thinking? Just pops up and want's to marry his
love of his life, it's disgusting. Rosi: Right
Get out of my sight and tell our fahter, that he...
sit on it and rotate!
Rosi: It is still our priest!
Behave yourself, otherwise you will explode every minute.
Why, im totally relaxed. Overall!
What do you want anyway?
I have to talk to you about...
it was a stupid idea to take him to a whorehouse. I understand this. We have to...
Can we please talk sense again?
But not there!
And to make this clear: We only talk about our son.
Well? Are you now knowing why I want to marry here?
Absolut.
We have to place a oxigen-tent on the half of this track.
Otherwise noone of my relatives will be reaching this alp house alive.
Why? Our guest will be brought by this gondola.
It takes a stop right there next to this alp house.
What? You are a really mean and sneaky bitch!
Therefore you do love me, right?
I want so se your clubcards please?
Andrea! That's not possible! hello!
I've heard that you are here.
Okay, then you've surely know, that I don't come alone.
This is Nicki, my boyfriend.
hello
We were on the same school and for a shor time we were a couple.
And now I understand why you... well you know
And I thought it would be because my breast ist to big.
No!
You were there greatest girl I ever met. If there was a reason to change sides, it would be you.
Hans won't have a easy life.
At the construction he won't be respected.
Do you know what I don't like?
I had it never in my mind.
There we go, two draft beer.
There you are.
Your last visit was a long time ago.
How's your son?
He's fine. He studies architecture in Berlin.
That's nice, does he like it? Christian: Of course.
He likes it very much.
Does he have a girlfriend now?
Oh
He's gay.
Never mind. The essential part is to be happy.
That's going to be free.
Thank you!
I'm realy thirsty!
Mhh
Hans: That's delicous, we have to taste..
Andrea, the whole tavern is full with people and you're sitting her..
Ohh, Clemens!
That's nice to see you! Clemens: Don't touch me!
What's wrong with you?
You stupid faggots are now leaving or..
Leave him alone!
Ohh, you have to protect your wife, haha.
I have to tell you: That's really disgusting.
Did you know what we are giving a shit to an opinion
from an dweeb with bigger cock than brain like you
Leave now!
Stop doing that.
You stupid sod!
What's going on here?
Go off!
Come to me you fucker.
Are you all out of your minds? Stop it!
Hans: What's wrong? Have you never seen a gay before? Nicki: Let's go...
Nicki, please don't do that. We are in the middle of our provisions.
Arrangements...
That's a big disaster.
What have to happen to let you know that we are complety unwanted here?
Hans: We will find a host, where we are allowed to celebrate. Nicki: I won't find anything anylonger.
Im fed up to the teeth with this dweebs. No one of them will understand.
I couln't know that they are freaking out that much.
That's not the point.
You want to marry here.
And you want to share your life with me.
But this here was only your choice.
I know
You've been very naive.
I had to talk to you.
And with my mother.
I messed it up.
Let's going home.
No, I will stay. It's to easy if we are leaving now.
Gosh, do you have to carry your point?
Regardless how much it would cost?
Don't you feel how much you hurt everyone here?
You won't realize it now?
If I will drive home right now, the narrow-minded dweebs are going to win.
Nicki: But if you stay, you will lose me. Hans: Dont' do it.
Nicki you will see that I will manage this. I promise!
Please stay, Nicki!
Katharina: Good night. Christian: Good night.
Christian: Sleep well. Katharina: Hmm?
Nothing
Why are you already up?
Somebody hat to take care of the business, while you had fun with your ex-wife.
We justed talked.
Of course
Very romatic at the Winkelfischer.
Alex has seen you. That's your understanding of "keeping distance"?
Lord!
You do have compession like a shredder.
My only son is gay.
can't you figure out, that I need someone to talk to?
No! And that's no excuse to talk to your ex-wife!
With you it's not possible. Hannes: Good day.
Where should it be placed? Christian: Right there in the background of this hall.
No, that's not right. LEFT!
That's because of this Fengshui. There it has to stand.
How is your son? Christian: He's fine, why?
Because yesterdays violent brawl. Christian: Which brwal?
He had yesterday a relly big fight with Mosleiter and with Clemens.
Get out of here!
Where you going?
We have a food trial very shortly with this Morasaki guy..
You've to test it on your own.
Ohh...
I've justed heared...
It looks badly.
I'm fine.
Clemens had to take more.
Really? You beated the shit out of him?
Great! He has to take it, he deserves it. That drweeb.
Do you want some? They helped me all the time.
Take two now and this you can take later.
Thanks
I see.
How are you?
It's not that bad.
Tell me...
Where is Nick?
He has to leave and travel back to Berlin. His practice needed him.
You don't say.
It's everything allright?
No, not at all.
I'm starving.
That's the last one.
This chinese guy will bring the table-cloth on his own.
Okay, thank you Hannes.
Did you know that Hans...
well, you know....
Poor Christian, he has to take his' cross....
Of course, especially he hasn't to do anything with this boy.
Why?
This has to be a secret. Hannes: In any event.
Christian isn't the biological father of Hans.
Katharina has passed off the kid as his. And of course my husband...
is a very endearing guy, thus he take this poor boy as his own.
That's not possible. Vera: You're right.
I would tell anyone, but he want to protect Katharina.
Do you want some?
Look at this.
Dad, could you take me to the sun alp?
What do you want up there? Hans: This host is a member of your rifle union.
I've thought if you would talk to him, he will maybe let us celebrate.
Oh, well let's see.
This won't work, you see...
I have to taste food, because of the opening of the store.
Are you embarassed because of me?
Noooo...
Okay, it's embarassing.
Very sad, I've thought you would probably more brave.
What has this to do with brave?
What did someone await from his dad, who is in the riffle union with his best friends?
Flower power?
It's enough!
Let's start here: You just pop up, tell me in a minute that you're gay.
And now if someone has just a little headache with it, he's a intolerant dweeb, am I right?
But let me tell you something:
You're not a bit better than us!
I see, just leave again.
There you go, like you do always.
It's true!
No, you're really unfair.
You struggled with it a long time too and now you want us to ,
understand this in a minute. And now we have to support you immediatly.
Man!, Im not able to hear this again.
It's not that bad.
Sure it is!
Im treated in my own homeland like a lazar,
do you know how this feels?
You miss-callculated this again. Ms Remmiger it's enough.
Excuse me please, I m lost in thought again shortly.
Short isn't like this.
I have to ask you anyway, if I'm allowed to leave earlier, I'm not feeling well.
Far from it. After closing time I have to talk to you.
If you want to discard me, you could do this right here.
Just get on board.
Head: Hi. Woman: hello.
Head: Hi Sabine. Sabine: hello!
Sabine, may I introduce you to Katharina, Katharina this is Sabine.
This is Sabine Harder, my partner.
hello Katharina.
Katharina: Good day. Sabine: Good day.
Rosi.
Oh Rosi, we don't have seen us again.
I have to talk to you too,
but I have to do to much.
you see the grand-children, the animals and the choir.
You know. And again my husband.
Rosi
Ohh
Ah Hans.
A man has to be with a woman, everything else isn't allowed.
You see, I'm not able to change this. Im raised with this.
And I can't help it either, I'm born this way.
Ohhh Hans.
I'm so sorry.
As well what your father is now telling around the village,.
What do you mean?
He thinks he's not your biological father.
And that your mother had a onenight stand with another guy. But he's lying.
This sad my dad?
That's what I've heared. But please don't tell him, that I've told you.
But I've seen you with a man on the last christmas party.
You're right. Im able to use my very kind friendships.
And of course I've got a huge fantasy.
It's important to stuck on one story.
Must be very difficult.
It is! And therefore I admire your son.
I like his way, of telling the truth.
I never had the guts to do this.
It's not easy.
Sure, but you know: Today I would do it like he does.
But know it's to late for me.
Wanne dance?
Well I oohhh... no...
I don't like woman like you....
I don't ask if you like women, I've asked if you wanne dance!
*grml*
Lord.
It's in the mid of the night.
Excuse me, but I have to talk to my son
He left some hours ago.
Katharina: What? Frau: Yeah.
Ohh
How could I believe, that this dweebs could be changed by me?
I'm so sorry to have you brought into this.
Do you want to hear what's now going around the village?
My father is denying me as his biological decendant
Hans: Do you believe this? Nicki: Pff.
He is an idiot.
See
I had the feeling that Enzo was to much alone.
May I allowed to introduce you to Tina.
A girl?
Enzo is hetero.
Is there a problem with that? TV: At last united!
hello, that's the mailbox from Hans Remminger.
You don't have to hide. Hans is on the run. He's gone. Do you understand?
Your fahter told me.
And now not a word. Vera told me, that Christian is unpleasing with this.
Giving the honour. Good day.
I need a beer.
You don't know how stressful my life is.
Hannes: Of course. Your opening. Christian: No..
It's all about Vera. She make's me crazy.
Service: There we go. Hannes: Thank you.
Very bad that Hans has left already.
He's gone?
He've done a moonlight filt.
Cheers Christian.
To that he's gone to be normal again.
Cheers.. Cheers.
And to our holy homeland.
Ohh, Mr Remminger.
Good day. Yes....
Just take your old part again, would you?
Let's start. Shell we?
No, nothing is we don't.
You are a dishonest muck holl-. Priest: You don't say so, Mr. Remminger.
And you father: You talk all the time about charity.
But in place of supporting me you throw me out of the choir.
and you don't had the guts to say it in front of me.
And you are all pretending in beeing very morally and predominant.
And doomed my son for loving someone with his full heart.
Sure, but it's a man! That's not natural.
Oh I see, but drinking the first slug at seven in the morning, thats natural.
Or sleeping with our mayor and betraying your husband. That's normal?
Or that my best friend hides behind her white laundry
instead of supporting me.
That's normal?
You are just a bunch of hypocrites.
And our lord knows, that I'm not going to let my son going down because of you. Im loving him mcuh more.
Have a nice day.
If you fail on something like Katharina, you're allowed to say such things.
Sometimes there are the nerves on the edge. Right?
I'm right, am I?
Couple: Congratulation Christian: Thank you, enjoy it.
Congratulation, looks perfect.
What did you tell the people?
Hannes: The part with Hans? Vera told me. Christinan: What?
He isn't your real son.
You have to taste these alges here.
Thank you, but Im feelling queasy already.
No! Not now.
What's going on?
Well, ..
Just say...
These things you've told to us in the church...
They were really courageous.
Katharina, I don't was a really god friend in the past.
I'm so sorry.
I've... *schnief*
I ... I simple doesn't now what to do.
Me either.. I've missed you!
You know what: It doesn't make any difference to me who your boy loves.
Mainly is has to be here.
He has to be happy.
Mainly he has to be happy.
Let's drink a slug.
Why aren't you at the opening?
Because Christian is behaving like an arshole, such things shouldn't be spreaded.
What do you mean?
O my god, you didn't know?
What?
Okay. welll...
WERBUNG
Dear mayor
dear sir or madam
lovly friends
Go on!
Let....
My wife want's me to say some words to you.
I will be very short.
No matter of what you've heared!
It's not true.
I am the biological father of Hans Remminger.
And I'm very proud of him!
Well, I wish you a very good time here.
And of course
taste the food from Mr Murasaki.
A japanse artist.
Vera told this around.
Christian! How could you do this?
Vera: My nose... Katharina: Go and buy a new one!
I will drive to our son.
Just one for one he way.
Please take me with you.
Are you sure? You've got guests.
Vera: Christan! Stay! Christian: I'm sure.
Come in.
If you will leave now: I will...
seperate me from you!
Step on it!
Since when are you able to drive with this speed?
Since I have to.
I've never understood what you liked on this woman.
You know like things are.
No, I don't.
It wasn't running that well between us, right?
In the bedroom.
Christian: And everything else too.. Katharina: It's my fault now?
You have always to do something better.
Your job, your counry women's association, your choir.
You've got time for everything.
But you ignored me.
You skipped us out
Are we allowed to talk to you?
Hans isn't here.
Nicki: He is at work. Katharina: Ohh.
Let's see him.
stamp.
Nicki: Do you know were Hans is? Service: What do you want to drink?
Just water.
Mom, Dad what are you doing here?
We want to talk.
Your father and me knowing that we reacted awful.
Oh, I've thought Christian isn't my real father.
Hans, I've never said this!
Ahh
Vera started this rumour , honestly.
you have to believe me
We would be happy if we could arrange your wedding.
While I'm not a good dad, but but..
I will try to be a great father-in-law.
Just to make this clear: I won't walk the bride to the altar.
That's nice from you.
But we changed our minds.
We don't want to marry any longer, we are happy even without a marriage certificate.
What a shame....
I was looking forwar to your wedding, wether it won't work with my grand-children.
There are more bad things.
With mail it is like the real life.
Flashy packages are mostly inferior goods.
and huge packets do have sometimes really small content.
and mostly there will be inconspicous or tattered envelopes
that takeus most happy.
You see.
Don't stay there and do nothing, you've got work to do!
Hi!
This is a children's portion.
Ohh, hello! How are you?
A beatiful couple, right?
Yes, but...
It's still weird.
There are really great woman in the world.
Apropo, what's with your Vera?
She... She wants to orient onself.
I'm glad to have her thrown out.
I should have done this a long time ago.
Better late than never.
Very well done! You've made it perfect.
It impossible that you have changed Mosleiter's mind.
Great!
Where is Rosi anyway?
I've just saw her a minute ago.
Thanks for watching! -- Subs by spleen --
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